Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Venture Capitalists Needed

Who can resist a pair of little kittens. With their tiny ears and tails and how they play together and chase string and do all kinds of stupid kitten tricks.

Unfortunately, kittens grow up to be cats. Before you start posting hate mail, I have cats, I like my cats, they have lots of personality when they aren't sleeping in the middle of the floor or trying to steal food from dinner plates.

My grown up cats are not nearly as much fun as they were when they were kittens. I think many people feel the same way.

Here is my solution:

What is needed is a kitten subscription service. Every three months you recieve a new pair of playful kittens. You return the older cats and then they can be rented out for mousing services, etc.

I haven't worked out the details yet, but I am willing to license the idea to anyone who can make it work.

1 comment:

  1. Oy.
    I am never taking you to PetSmart again. :-P

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